THE DOUBLE DATE OF YOUR DREAMS

Let’s be honest. 

Most double dates suck. With awkward, (or as we call it ugggghhhhhh’ward) silences, zero eye contact, endless phone scrolling and ( how convenient) someone forgetting their wallet.

BUT NOT THIS ONE!

Because tonight, you’re sitting across from OCEANOS’ South African
TWIN LOBSTER TAILS — and these twins are here to stir the senses.

Maybe it’s the mystery. Maybe it’s the fantasy of double the pleasure ... With these twins, you’re in for the date of your dreams... rare. ravishing. and  absolutely dripping in butter and confidence.

Straight from the icy, pristine waters of South Africa, these aren’t your typical tails - these are cold-water royalty-firm, sweet, unapologetically succulent. (way too hot for a dating app)  

and ...(dare we admit?) 

they’re into being stuffed... with buttery, golden lump crab meat.
(why not bring a third into the mix, right?)

And the Double Date Magic?

Oh, it’s real, alright.

Unlike Chad and Brittany from last weekend.

•  These twins  show up hot  
• They don’t talk politics.
•  They don’t overshare about their juice cleanse.

Instead, they just let their flavors do the flirting.
One tail teases. The second seals the deal....
A twinning crab-stuffed fantasy that flirts from the plate and wrecks your willpower in the best possible way.

Don’t worry about your date ending like the others ... (group therapy, anyone?).  This one ends in buttery bliss, and a profound primal desire to relive the fantasy and live out the dream with these deliciously exotic twin tails.

So go ahead,
fall hard. fall fast. 

because... 

this isn’t just a dinner date —
it’s your seafood fantasy,  

the double date of your dreams,
written in butter, stuffed with crab,